Saale Bistar

Kai saalon se
Inhi haathon se
Tujhe har shaam lagaaya hai

Bas, ek baar,
Saale bistar
Khud bhi lag ja zara!
Odh le chaadar, aur
Khud bhi lag ja zara!

Tere chakkar mein mummy ne sad kar manji pe sulaaya hai

Saale bistar, khud bhi lag ja zara!

RAP:

Bistar mere ghar pe bade pade rehte hain

Toh letoon na letoon sir pe chadhe rehte hain

Sona aur utthna mere haath mein nahi kab khulein band aankhon ki hai marzi

Par marzi ke dushman karte hain naak mein dum

Utth jaa, baith jaa, tera bistaraa khud ni lagega,

Mai kya khud lagta toh main gaata hi ye kyon

Main kaunsa saara din vela baitha hun!

Aur is bistare ke pantde bhi toh kum nahi

Iski list of demands toy mere se bhi lambi

Takiye, chaddarein, oopar AC

Takiyon ka colour chaddaron se matching chahiye ji-

Main toh muh chak ke kucch bhi pehen loon

Par ek ghanta theek karta rahoon bastare noon.

Oh mai kya chhad pare saale bistare

Teri aur ni chalegi mere hote

Shiv hai mera naam I don’t care about kaam

And I don’t think a dirty bed causes anyone any harm

Toh saale bistar

Gandagi se problem hai to utth ke khud ko saaf kar

Tujhpe sone waale tere naukar nahi hain toh beta tujhpe sone waale bandon ko zara maaf kar

Kucch toh kadar kar, saale – tujhe maine hi bigaada hai

Teri har ik chaddar ko maine khud hi sawaara hai

So afar mere yaar i’ve been traumatised

But this beat is making me a little energised

So saale bistar

Tata, goodbye, sayonara

Saaf kyon karoon jo ganda hona ho dobara!

 

Takiye ke gilaaf (oo)
Bistar ke hijaab (oo)
Arrey ganda ho ya saaf! (oo)
Sar na kar kharaaaab!!!!

Bas ek baar,
Saale bistar
Khud bhi lag ja zaraaa!

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