France mein Desis Ke Liye Gaaliyaan

WARNING: Not for the faint hearted. Thodi gaaliyaan bhi hain. Dhyaan se.
NOTE: Agar samajh na aaye, toh zor se bol ke dekho.
  1. Teri merci ki taisi!
  2. Tujh jaise Champs Elysees pe toh main thookta bhi nahi.
  3. Eiffel hi toh baal safed nahi ho gaye, beta.
  4. Zyaada bakwaas ki na, toh Gare du Nord!
  5. Teri ma ki Louvre!
  6. Charles Charles Charles, de Gaulle kaheen ka!
  7. Tu chup hota hai ya Moulin Rouge kanpatti pe?
  8. Du pere la, chaise ko main dekhta hun.
  9. Beauxchamps!
  10. Beta aaj tu Pompidou-ga, bahut pompidou-ga
  11. Ek padega na kanpatti pe, saari Bastille nikal jaayegi.
  12. Apni umar ke logon se Ben L’Oncle.
  13. Chup saale Chateaux!
  14. Abey Grand Marais, yaar.
  15. Mera Par,is ki gaand.
  16. Oye m’appelle na ja!
  17. Bon soir chod!
  18. Rata,touille samjha isko yaar.
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