Orange Man with Dick Out

I went up to the top of the highest mountain There was a man there, they had told me. A man with shadowy eyes and long, flowing white hair A man who could turn invisible at will A man whose orange skin was so bright It could blind you even before you could open yourContinue reading “Orange Man with Dick Out”

सुनो सुनो सुनो ! आज कुछ खरा सुनाता हूँ !

Me reading this aloud: सुनो सुनो सुनो ! आज कुछ खरा सुनाता हूँ ! कहानी ये बिलकुल सच्ची है और सुनने में भी अच्छी है तो कान खोलना मुफ़्त मानो, और ध्यान इस बात पे बांधो –

Docked at Lanky Bay

She was docked for a while in my cove of love And again and again I confessed it But my arms were too thin, and she thought my chest Was repulsively soft when she pressed it. It was funny at first, but I quickly saw I would have to endeavour to work it – IfContinue reading “Docked at Lanky Bay”

Rahi Tham Jaa Zara

डगमगा रहे कदम दिल की धड़कनें भी यूँ है समा भी झूम रहा सर है भारी सा कभी पैरों में जहाँ कभी कुछ समझ नहीं आ रहा … दो ही पल का साथ है सीधी सीधी बात है रोक ले ज़रा यहीं कदम । राही थम जा ज़रा वक़्त है यहाँ बड़ा देरी ही तो हैContinue reading “Rahi Tham Jaa Zara”

I Don’t Want to Talk To Mukesh

You say I have to watch it. There was a time, many years ago, When my mom used to caution me against bad company. Don’t associate with bad kids, she said, They’ll rub off on you, And soon, You won’t be able to tell right from wrong. And so I didn’t – I spent theContinue reading “I Don’t Want to Talk To Mukesh”

Budhaape Tu Kab Aayega?

Uljhan hai jawaani, Dil fareb kahaani, Ye bachpan mein koi nahi bataayega. Itne saare loche, Gabru bhi soche, Budhaape tu kab aayega? Future kathor, Itihaas se bore, par Aaj? Aaj tu James Bond hai! Aajaata hun on the beach, Par photo na hi kheench… Tshirt ke neeche tond hai. Aish ki planning, aur Plan ki bashingContinue reading “Budhaape Tu Kab Aayega?”

बस इक पल के लिए

थम जाए अगर ये दुनिया बस इक पल के लिए, थोड़ा सा चैन छीन लूँ बस इक पल के लिए। ज़िन्दगी का नाम रफ़्तार है ख़्वाबों का बाज़ार है खरीदे सपने बेच दूँ बस इक पल के लिए। चस्का है कुछ कर जाने का वादा-ए-तक़दीर निभाने का अपनी तक़दीर देख लूँ बस इक पल केContinue reading “बस इक पल के लिए”

Aaj Sab Theek Hai – New Song About Blaming it on the Ooparwaala

Here’s a little song I wrote, You might want to sing it note for note, Don’t worry, And blame it on, The ooparwaala. Lyrics Verse: Mandir ho ya Masjid, Church ya gurudwara, Ya phir sheesh mahal mein baitha Dashing boss tumhaara Ooparwaala hai har kaheen Aasmaan woh, hum zameen. Toh baadal kaheen bhi chhaayein BaarishContinue reading “Aaj Sab Theek Hai – New Song About Blaming it on the Ooparwaala”

Ye Dhun Gungunaana

Jab dhundhli ho raahein saari Ghadi ke kaante pad jaayein bhaari Jab mann aur manzil ke beech mein Aa jaaye duniyadaari Toh ye dhun gungunaana Chintaayein bhool jaana Yahi hai khushiyaan paane ka Ek aasaan bahaana. Asamanjas mein kyon padna, Jab aage hi hai badna Toh aaj nahi toh kal Niklega koi hal Bas tabContinue reading “Ye Dhun Gungunaana”